Pain in the Ass

Peter: "I'm the best topless show in Las Vegas!"

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Posted at 5:38 PM | Permalink | Comments

The wheels on the bus go round and round...

The Nose Picker
Mr. Schizo
Mrs. "I Dream of Jeanie" Hair Piece
Cute Old Man with a Cane

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"Olie! ... Olie! Damnit, she's in the basement eating turds." - Patrick

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"During the day I'm a mild mannered stoner. At night I'm a super hero." - Patrick

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Ba-donka-donk blonds who don't pull forward to the next gas pump.

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"This morning I woke up in a chick sandwich!" my brother, Patrick proclaimed one bright, winter morning.

“Sweet!” I replied.

I then immediately text messaged it to my boy toy, Peter. He has a way of taking such statements and finding a new and only slightly funny way to use it… over and over again. “I had a chick sandwich for lunch” is one classic example. Almost as bad as me having Five Guys for lunch.

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